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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys Well not to brag or anything but I'm bad at everything"

"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"

"TIL there is a meteorologist known as Richard Assmann Punchline: Dickbutt"

"Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush.... and other days... I take my medication."

"Why do some Italian Christmas cakes cause so much trouble? Because you have to open pandoro's box to eat them."

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks right at him and says, "" Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"""

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use lubricant."

"[vet school] ME: Welcome, students. Hope you brought textbooks because- [spins cat on finger like basketball] -I have no idea what I'm doing"

"if at first you dont suceed... ...then skydiving definitely isnt for you."