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Joke of the Day

"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."

"Without that little voice in your head you wouldn't be able to read this."

"You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop... I've that."

"How does moses make his coffee Hebrews it"

"I never could have made it to my sixth Twitter anniversary without the support of my wife and kids, whatever their names are."

"Why do we rub ourselves To rubadubdbub"

"Popeye was a lonely sailor. No wonder he had such big forearms."

"How does Jesus make his coffee? Hebrews it!"

"Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War? Because X Marx the spot."

"What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room? A full set of teeth."