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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs."

"I taught my 4yo how to spell 'beer' so he'll stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"Ricky Gervais has sold the rights to do an 'adult' adaptation of 'The Office' to Vivid Picture. It will be called 'The Orifice'."

"I set them up, you..."

"As I was backing out a parking space today, a girl with a nice ass walked behind my car. I was checking her out with my rear view camera."

"I feel like Frosted Flakes gives kids an unreasonable expectation of how friendly tigers are when you try to feed them a bowl of cereal."

"I just saw a ghost with Tourrets. Fuckboo to you too."

"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."