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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cops get along with black people? They should at least take a shot at it"
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"""I've an appointment with Dr Patel."" ""Dr Patel is off sick today so-"" [slowly backs away & whispers] ""U people can't even help yourselves."""
"April showers bring may flowers What do may flowers bring? Pilgrims. What do Pilgrims bring? Smallpox"
"You know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes. One blue this way and one blue that way."
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""Sure."""
"The main reason I'm single is because every woman I date tries to hoard the red skittles & I'm not cool with that shit."
"Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque."
"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."
"*scrolls ur TL* *finds ur tweet from 2 yrs ago.* *eerily similar to mine from day before* ""She stole my tweet AND built a time machine?!"""
"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"