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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cops get along with black people? They should at least take a shot at it"
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"6 year old: daddy look we've had a whirlpool in our house this whole time! Dad: for the love of god Timmy please get out of the toilet"
"What does Britain and a dead pig have in common? Both have been fucked by David Cameron."
"What do you call a docks nanny? An Au'Peir"
"I'm in the hospital with meningitis, so here's a joke on the back of my tiny $10.00 juice box : what kind of shoes are made from bananas? Slippers."
"What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from? Reptile disfunction"
"""You're in no position to be making demands."" [does a handstand] ""Company helicopter & 2 months extra vacation."" ""Fair enough."
"Love is a lot like magic, both are fake and there's always some asshole trying to ruin the illusion for you."
"A programmers wife tells him... A programmers wife tells him: Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes back with 12 loaves of bread..."
"What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman? Your place or mine"