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Joke of the Day
"Why are indecisive miners the worst? because all day they deal with ores."
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"Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."
"I have so much money it's kind of gay Because I'm rolling in Bills"
"[boxing match] ANNOUNCER: ...and the challenger weighing 8lbs 7oz, Billy ""The Baby"" Sanchez CHAMP: That's a real baby TRAINER: You got this"
"I was at the ATM when an old lady came up to me and asked to check her balance... So I pushed her over."
"Did you hear about the Irish paper boy? He blew away."
"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"
"Jokes What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama when he proposed?"
"""knock knock."", ""Who's there?"", ""Allah"", ""allah who?"" ""ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"""
"It's funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second."