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Joke of the Day

"What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital? It was an oakward experience."

"What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up? ""Its ok, we can still be cousins."""

"Why did the bicycle stop moving? Because it was two-tiered."

"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."

"Boy: Dad dad there's a spider in the bath. Dad: What's wrong with that? You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!"

"My penis is a gentleman ... It stands up so ladies have a place to sit down."

"What should you do with a burning Kotex? Throw it on the ground and tamp on it."

"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."

"There are two kinds of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from missing information"

"C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve minors."""