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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the famous cow? He's legendairy"

"""My mum hung a picture of me when I was 5 on the wall."" ""Months? Years?"" ""No, seconds."""

"I think my virginity is growing back."

"What was the last thing that went through JFK's head? A bullet."

"Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding? It couldn't resist."

"If a cat won an Oscar what would he get? An a-cat-emy award."

"Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it? Because it was stationary."

"I just don't understand my next door neighbor. She keeps going on about how she'd love to be a contestant on a reality show, but she went mental when she found out I'd put cameras all over her house."

"Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: ""I didn't wake up this morning..."""

"Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died? Because he was the rightful heir"