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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just shoot the room for being dark."
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"What martial art do cows practice? Moo-thai."
"They say that Insanity is hereditary... you get it from your kids."
"Why do cowgirls have bow-legs? Because cowboys always eat with their hats on."
"Before Facebook and online dating, I seriously don't think I've ever seen a picture of a person in their bathroom."
"What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent? They can both take about 65 loads."
"""What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?"" They're hiring."
"Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside? Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective"