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Joke of the Day
"What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent? They can both take about 65 loads."
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"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."
"I vandalized an art major's car today. Removing pizza delivery signs is surprisingly easy."
"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"
"How do you spell coward? S-O-N-Y"
"A copy of Mein Kampf that belonged to Hitler was sold at auction for over $20,000... to an anonymous presidential candidate."
"What's the different between E.T. and a refugee? E.T. learned English and wanted to go home"
"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks her if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus."
"if you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""in jesus name amen"""