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Joke of the Day
"Why did the guy get an erection when he saw a ruler? He had a foot fetish."
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"What do you call a woman leaving an abortion clinic? Dead on the inside..."
"How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year? She hasn't even been a women for a year yet."
"Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off."
"What musical instrument do people with STDs play? The herpsichord."
"My friend asked me to name my top 5 Coldplay songs... And they were all yellow."
"Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter."
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"
"Why do people who like bondage shy away from anonymous one-night stands? There's no strings attached."
"You guys hear about that new broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation!"