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Joke of the Day
"What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it? Arkansas"
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"What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11? When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way."
"Freedom of expression is great... I can make a kissy face, smiley face or a frowny face, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it"
"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."
"How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop"
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry."
"A midget walks into a doctors clinic carrying a sword Doctor: Gerald! What's gotten into you man? Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh."
"I can't stand when guys complain about their girlfriends giving shitty hand jobs I see where they're coming from, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way"
"The three most important unwritten rules. 1. 2. 3."
"whats 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick."