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Joke of the Day
"I was beating a mouse Then it clicked."
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"I went to confession and the priest said, ""pics or it didn't happen."""
"I'll pleasure you in ways you never thought possible like vacuuming and doing dishes"
"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"
"I just got my roof painted. The painters worked all day long, when I asked them how much I had to pay, they just replied, ""Don't worry about the paint, it's on the house. """
"My penis is 4 inches... ...but I find most girls don't like it that wide."
"1 out of every 5 kids face hunger the other 4 turn away"
"What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes."
"[Different] Why isn't Hitler in Mario Kart? Because he can Nazi the road."
"A woman at work told me I look younger with my glasses off. I told her she looked younger with my glasses off, too."