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Joke of the Day

"What do Rick Astley and a loyal partner in crime have in common? They'd both probably get raped in prison."

"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."

"What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment? The second (right to bare arms)"

"What do the British say when they're flirting? U wan'a m8?"

"Getting shit done. Was my response when my boss ask me what I'm doing. And now I'm sitting outside of H.R."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly this dick in your mom's mouth"

"Me? Need a Bag? Nah chill son, Ima juggle this 6 pack of beer and watermelon on my head while riding a scooter."

"Save some A's for the rest of the animal kingdom, aardvarks."

"What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding? A film that needs morbids."

"Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life."