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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding? A film that needs morbids."
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"How do you defeat your enemies? Chop off their feet."
"What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family."
"So my girlfriend just told me that she needed velocity... Well, her exact words were ""time and distance"" but I knew what she meant."
"""The snack that smiles back..."" ""Babies!"""
"Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake."
"What's invisible and fucks kids? The Zika virus."
"What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless love"
"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."
"If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read ""Pills bury dough boy"" Credit to my friend Chris"