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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly this dick in your mom's mouth"
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"My boyfriend is like an iPhone 7 Just jacks off"
"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."
"Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite? Allahu Snackbar!"
"If you're drunk, you're 3 sheets to the wind... ...if you're stoned, are you three papers to the wind?"
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can't."
"What is black and in jail? A black man who committed a crime."
"Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it."
"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"
"Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving."