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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones? They were just 2G's"
Next Joke
"Which horse runs the city? The mare, of course"
"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."
"Why was the sprout farmer so assertive? He was an alfalfa male."
"Why do Jewish men get circumcised ? Cause Jewish women won't touch anything that's not 10% off."
"(while falling down a well) god damnit i forgot to grab my phone charger"
"I was going to tell you about the people in the apartment upstairs... But that's another story."
"What is it called when you insult an Indian so bad that he bursts into flames? A Sikh burn"
"Fuck. I just mentioned that it was my birthday as a pickup line to this hot girl at the bar and her fat friend is now asking about cake."
"Your momma so fat... Her splash attack does damage"