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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when you insult an Indian so bad that he bursts into flames? A Sikh burn"
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"I'm taking a vacation before I start a new job. I asked my girlfriend if she'd like to drive through Manitoba along the Hudson Bay to Rankin Inlet. She told me she was having Nunavut."
"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I come inside you I shit myself."
"Guys, if you forget your girl's birthday, just look into her eyes and say, ""I love you."" Then run, because that is not going to help."
"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"Airport Security: Please remove your shoes Man: Don't be ridiculous, I'm no terrorist AS: Sir, do you want to use the bouncy castle or not?"
"What is the proper definition of indefinitely? When your balls are slapping her butthole you know you are in definitely."
"Stupidest country in the World I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is ""the stupidest country in the world."" Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world."
"Sometimes I like to use big words... So people will think I am more photosynthesis"
"Why can't Skrillex go fishing? He always drops the bass. Teehee"