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Joke of the Day
"Apparently I've switched to a mobile carrier named ""Searching..."""
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"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who know binary and those who dont."
"Socialism is like breathing water... You just aren't doing it right! Here let me try..."
"You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing."
"That's pretty cool that Mary Shelley wrote Heidi Montag's biography before she was even born. #Frankenstien"
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!"
"Mom! Mom! ""I want to play with grandpa"" ""Shut up I'm too tired to dig him up right now"""
"Joke for any location... I was at a ""place of religion or race"" the other day going through some magazines... ... I was perfectly happy till my rifle jammed."
"If Twitter has taught me anything it's that the best career choice is divorce lawyer."
"Why do people who aren't able to celebrate Father's Day... ...get all of February instead?"