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Joke of the Day
"Mom! Mom! ""I want to play with grandpa"" ""Shut up I'm too tired to dig him up right now"""
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"A spider just crawled onto my keyboard. Don't worry, it's under ctrl."
"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"
"Half the time, I just want to respond to an ELI5 thread with ""I'll tell you when you're older."""
"""How do fast food restaurants make so much money?"" [OC] ""They flip burgers for profit!"" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!"
"How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed? Don't worry they'll tell you."
"My wife set up a spycam and found out my sons ""speech impediment"" was from 5 years of me talking to him in Borat voice while she was at work"
"Your son has been suspended ""for what?"" He hit a kid who was picking on another child ""so what, yall ran out of ice cream to give him?"""
"Did you hear about the butt fetishist who finally convinced his girlfriend to peg him? It made his hole weak."
"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"