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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who know binary and those who dont."

"The NSA has been tracking phone records for Verizon customers. They skipped AT&T because those people can't complete calls."

"I'm pretty sure God and Satan are both women, because who else would hold a grudge for that long?"

"/r/LatvianJokes, you are Subreddit of the Day! Congratulations! Is only joke. Is actually secret police."

"Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it."

"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time somebody yelled, ""GET DOWN!"" they'd get up and dance."

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? They can't, they're not bright enough."

"My naked wife fell on the floor as she was climbing into bed. 5 second rule?"

"Friend: your not going to believe this but my whole family was killed in a freak accident! Me: *you're"

"My wife pulled this one on me the other day My wife: you know Mona Lisa Me: yeah? My Wife: well before she met me she was just Lisa"