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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people... Those who know binary and those who dont."

"I thought of this one in history class today The thing about communist jokes is that everyone has to get them."

"Q: What county in Ireland hates ""South Park?"" A: Killkenny."

"My name is Bjorn and I used to live in California I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A. I was Bjorn in the U.S.A."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."

"Indoor trash bin that keeps getting taller until someone finally decides to take it out."

"Say ""beer can"" out loud in a British accent. It sounds like you're saying ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent!"

"Me: Push! Grandkids: But, you're heavy. Me: What did the sign say? Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules."

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"I'm THIS MANY drunk!! *holds up waffle*"