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Joke of the Day

"Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too."

"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"

"Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus? They love prophets"

"How do you get your stomach pumped? Swallow a speaker playing ""Remember the Name"""

"Hey Seattle, Wanna win the Superbowl? No thanks, We'll pass!"

"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."

"Yo Mama so fat.. ..she walked past the TV and I missed 3 seasons!"

"What do Mormons say when they go to the strip club? Do they come in bulk?"

"What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies? Jalapenetration."

"Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class."