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Joke of the Day

"What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck!"

"Where did the King keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"What do you call a flying pig? Swine flu"

"You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?"

"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA."

"Fat Chicks Are Like Scooters... They're Really Fun To Ride Until Your Friends Find Out"

"How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian? They'll tell you."

"Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road? To get to the Otherside!"

"Q: What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? A: Luters."

"People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam I don't plan on passing."