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Joke of the Day
"You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it"
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"Grow it out for the summer Nice one liner I thought of today- What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?"
"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."
"Why do melons always have church weddings? Because they cantaloupe."
"[1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism"
"If you live in Russia... .. then you must've picked ""HARD MODE"" at birth."
"Being an adult is like watching a foreign movie with no subtitles in a crowded theater, everyone else knows what's going on and you just nod"
"What do you call an Irish-Canadian? a Mickey Moose"
"What mythical creature is the most bloody? A hemogoblin!"
"Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home."