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Joke of the Day

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"Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl? She won't swallow"

"WD-40 is amazing stuff. ...But I should have used a condom."

"How'd the preacher catch A.I.D.S. in Africa? Missionary style."

"A guy with crossed eyes.. ..got stuck between a tree."

"What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel."

"Me: Are you a dealer? Him: Obviously. Me: I want cocaine. Him: For the last time, place a bet or leave the casino."

"In truth, spiders are harmless* *Save for a few species whose venom reprograms your immune system to tell your body to eat its own organs."

"Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods ""IPads"" for years. STOP MAKING FUN."

"If I had to rate racist jokes... I would rate black jokes a 3/5 and arab jokes a 9/11"