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Joke of the Day

"Okay, guys, yes, we know Bostonians have been calling iPods ""IPads"" for years. STOP MAKING FUN."

"A pirate walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey, you have a steering wheel in your pants."" ""Aye,"" the pirate replies. ""It's drivin' me nuts!"""

"What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? Your ex!"

"I'd like to hear Tony the Tiger's opinion on other products before he tells me how great his cereal is."

"Have you heard of the new fishing net technology that is 300% more effective? cod damn it"

"What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? A corpse."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."

"Serious question... Would Titanic have been more romantic if they had both died, but holding hands and floating, like otters?"

"Why is diarrhea hereditary? It runs in your genes."

"Why did the police arrest the pedo sheep? Because he was on the lam."