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Joke of the Day

"Harry Potter knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? You know You know who? Avada Kedavra!!!!!"

"""Hey, boo"" - a casual ghost"

"tinder, huh? back in my day if you wanted a girl to notice you, you had to dress like a gargoyle and cling to the roof of her parents' home"

"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak hope you find it funny!"

"The University of Alabama is the only place... where Ancestry.com and eHarmony are one and the same."

"Did you hear about the dragon fan who played Skyrim? He was Dovah-keen"

"Why doesn't Trump want to release his tax returns? HUUUUUGE write offs for plastic bed sheets."

"When everything comes your way.. You are in the wrong lane"

"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."

"FINALLY in Toronto. Winter Olympics, here I come!"