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Joke of the Day

"I hate when people post lyrics from songs, but I will survive."

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"I was wondering where the ball went then it hit me"
"I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you're right fellas, men are smarter than women."
"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."
"When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th."
"I bet if supermodels got to pick a superpower some of them would choose 'solar' because some of them aren't that bright"
"I go in bars in a suit & tie, drink all night & write tweets down in a notebook. They're not quite sure if I'm the district manager or not."
"Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is play dumb."
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime... And crimes are for black people."
"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."