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Joke of the Day
"What do you call white grand parents? Graham-crackers... ""wokka wokka"""
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"I was having trouble with my phone... So I took it to the phone store, and let me tell you! The service was great in there!"
"What's the main difference between light and hard? I can go to sleep with a light on"
"Whores on first, sluts on second, idle hos on third."
"There's something mentally wrong with people who ask other parents if their baby isn't the cutest baby they've ever seen"
"Old Man and his Babies"
"A philosopher asked, ""what's worse, ignorance or apathy?"" The pupil replied, "" I don't know, and I don't care!"""
"Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: He couldn't control his pupils."
"What is the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before eating it."
"I'm glad I haven't seen any German sausage jokes.. they are just the wurst!"