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Joke of the Day

"I'm dying, call me an Ambulance. Dad: Okay Dying, you're an ambulance."

"Did you hear about the country band Brooks and Dunn splitting up? Yea, more than a couple years ago. You know what they said to each other when they split? ""Hey Brooks, I'm Dunn."""

"What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time? Palmela Handerson"

"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""

"toilet issues why did the dutch man have to get off the toilet? because it was all clogged up!"

"How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car? With parts unknown."

"Just saw a large group of 20 yr olds saying a blessing before eating. Then I realized they were all just looking at their phones."

"Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher."

"You should trust Benjamin Franklin's judgment He's always right on the money."

"I think it's bullcrap how Miley Cyrus can get naked, lick a sledge hammer, and people call it ""art"" and ""music"". Yet when I do it, I'm ""wasted"" and "" have to leave Home Depot""."