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Joke of the Day
"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door My plumber has a funny sense of humour"
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"Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement... . . . . . At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'."
"Convince neighbours you're shrinking by walking past their window with progressively larger jars of hellmann's mayonnaise."
"A girl gave me a dirty look for holding the door... Sheez, I'll never hold the door for them again especially when I have to piss badly."
"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""
"So a gay guy just bought a house... He is now a Homowner"
"Tron's full name was Tronald"
"Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired."
"What is the difference between an old bus depot and a lobster with boobs? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking in tents!"