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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me to stop listening to Wonderwall with the volume all the way up And I said MAYYYBEEEE"

"Why is the retirement center nicknamed ""the garden""? Because it is full of vegetables."

"I'd tell you a cow joke... But it would be UTTERly horrible."

"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"

"Why were people milking cow upside down? Because the system went tits-up"

"Kudos to NPH for keeping it brief. #Oscars"

"I figured out why the plane crashed! There were skeletons driving it!"

"Two men walk in to a bar... Which is really stupid because the second one should've seen it coming."

"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. Recieding hare line."