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Joke of the Day

"SCIENTIST: it's our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer CEO: *rips it by breathing on it* put it in every public restroom"

"What did the accountant do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass."

"The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w ""Here's somethin for ya!"" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere"

"The other day I made some beer with a bunch of bunnies. It turned out very hoppy."

"What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean."

"I've found out recently the worst way to start a bennefit gig for abused children is with an apology"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !"

"I'm stuck somewhere between playing my cards right & not playing with a full deck."

"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"