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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pessimistic melon? A cantaloupe"
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"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."
"Whenever I rely on gravity, it lets me down. Every single time."
"Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime."
"I got caught in a weird routine of masturbation... When I discovered my fetish for wrist pain."
"How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy...? How come when a woman is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say, ""Congratulations"" but no one rubs the guy's balls and says ""Good job""?!"
"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"
"What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite? Funicula"
"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend but he suddenly moved away"