206848
Joke of the Day
"I would never wanna fuck ""feminists"" Because i dont fuck children"
Next Joke
"I came, I saw, the neighbors complained."
"Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future."
"19 and 20 got into a fight 21"
"I think my girlfriend wants it in the ear.... because every time I try to stick it in her mouth she turns her head."
"Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender yells, ""we don't serve your type in here."""
"Where are the Golden State Warriors from? Chokeland."
"I wouldn't say I never exercise. Occasionally, my nose runs."
"My family is German. I've learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren't the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing..."
"Why did the twinkie go to the dentist? He lost his filling!"