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"Gay Bread What do you call a gay piece of bread? A fagguette. A fa"
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"What's Bill Corby's favorite type of Jello? Grape. The ""G"" is silent. Just like his lovers. Edit: I can't edit the title, I suck at spelling -_- (and proofing)"
"Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary rose"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was ""GWWAAAANNNEEEHHHAARRRR"""
"imagine getting a bj and the person's hair gets stuck in your chain wallet"
"""You had a life. It was this long. Here's a rock."" - tombstones"
"Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!"
"Every time I see the headline 'tragedy on film set' I think oh god m knight shymalan is making another goddamn movie"
"I want attention, but not TOO much attention. Please pay medium attention to me."
"My Fairy God-Mother once offered me the choice of a longer penis or a better memory I can't remember what I chose"