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Joke of the Day

"tight pants What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common? no ballroom."

"Here's a fact, gay guys love vagina. Okay, that might be wrong. I'm just trying to get my facts straight."

"Why was the chronic masturbater restrained to his hospital bed? He kept trying to discharge himself"

"Hi, what can I get for 25 cents? You can get the fuck out."

"So a fisherman is having an argument with a stain on his shirt.. And the stain says ""I'm fish jizz, thank you."" And the fisherman replies ""No, you're whale-cum"""

"Tom Cruise starts a cooking show... ""Whisky Business."" Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right? Right?"

"<----- gave a man a heart attack by admitting he was right"

"I love posting spam. Although, I've been warned again by the Royal Mail not to mail bits of meat in the post."

"What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A seizure salad"

"I've had 6 cups of coffee and am about to shave my pet cactus"