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Joke of the Day
"Lately I've gotten into donkey porn... ...it really gets MEEE OFFFFF!"
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"Facepalm? Is that FaceTime for blind people?"
"How come nobody created this obvious children's toy? Squeaky Fromme dolls. Think about it. They'd make good doggie chew toys too...."
"Would I be in a porno for a million dollars? It depends. What kind of porn? Will my mom see it? Do I have to pay the million all at once?"
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Chinese person? Cha-Ching"
"what's your pitch? ""so this guy steals from the rich..."" ok ""and gives to the poor"" nice. what's his name? ""Robin..."" haha I love it ""Hood"" wait"
"What kind of sick fuck figured out that you can make a cake out of carrots?"
"No ""It's not complicated"". One of you is just a dumbass."
"Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas? He was knotty."
"Old zombies never die... they just rot away."