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Joke of the Day
"I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive."
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"I want to name my next pet Peeve."
"What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal? ""These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."""
"18: I'm going to ask the stylist what color screams parental issues. Me: ..."
"One day at a Stripper Club Stripper: ""The more you tip, the more I'll reveal!"" (*tips more money*) Stripper: ""Bush did 9/11!"""
"A superposition walks into a bar . . . . . . or ***did*** it???"
"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"Shouldn't brothels be called ""hoe-tels""? I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke..."
"It's not an octopus. It's a water spider. And yes, so called ""marine biologist"", if you live in the ocean you swallow 8 of them every year."
"What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !"