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Joke of the Day

"I got the opportunity to taste some Wookiee steak today It was a little Chewie."

"A mother bear defending her cubs but it's me defending the fresh pan of bacon from other hotel guests at the breakfast buffet."

"the early bird gets the worm but so does the bird that gets outta bed around 1pm because there are plenty of worms out there believe me"

"So a irishman walks out of a pub"

"Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed."

"I've started making jokes about sodium and potassium. I think I've finally got the NaK of it."

"I just saw a pregnant woman I'd like to make double-pregnant."

"They tried to combine a networked hard drive with a device that brewed drinks... It was NAS-tea"

"What is Hitler's least favorite month? Jew-ly EDIT: how about jan-jew-ary, or jewne?"

"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""