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Joke of the Day
"Someone stole my coffee. He was charged with mugging."
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"Why did the dragon go to jail for farting? Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out."
"I usually like telling jokes, But I always seem to punch up the fuckline."
"The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic"
"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"
"Knock knock. - Who's there? - I eat mop. - I eat mop who?"
"Clearly cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"I got punched in the face by a hipster today... I yelled ""Bro, that's not cool!"" He replied, ""not yet""."
"GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks? SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok"
"What's the hardest thing about skateboarding? Telling your parents you're gay."