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Joke of the Day

"making it rain (CHEETOS) in the club (my bedroom)"

"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."

"What did people do every 5 seconds before Facebook and Twitter?"

"Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!"

"'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation' 'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'"

"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."

"He told me he wanted a dirty girl so I didn't shower for two weeks. Now he won't return my calls. Forget women, MEN and their mixed signals!"

"What's a panda's favorite drink? Fanta."

"If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food."

"[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course."