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Joke of the Day

"An Elvis impersonator had to cancel a show because he got some terrible family news. He was all shook up"

"I'm walking on sunshine, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and I'm startin' to feel AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS TERRIBLE"

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them"

"Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."

"Did you hear about the gay magician? He disappeared with a poof."

"Pet Insurance Hey baby. Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm about to destroy your pussy!"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!"

"What is the equivalent to Area-51 in Canada? Area-51, A"

"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."

"Here's a Post Office joke Nevermind, you'll probably never get it."