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Joke of the Day

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for ""dailysex""... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for ""dyslexia""."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."

"Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"

"Height of .... Height of Stupidity - Looking through the keyhole of a glass door.. Height of embarrassment - when you find other person looking through the other side of the same keyhole.."

"Let's fall in love with each other while falling in hate with everything else."

"Lucy in the Sky with Some Splainin' to Do."

"Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth."

"Wife opening mail to spouse: ""The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'"

"Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals? Not on my watch!"

"It's hard for me to believe that the new Star Wars trailer has already been seen millions of times. How do they even know where it's parked?"