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Joke of the Day
"What type of meat do catholic priests eat on Friday? Nun."
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"Saw a sign on the highway that said ""Kill or Injure a Road Worker: $7,500"" but it doesn't tell me where to pick up the money..."
"If u think ur parents did nothing for you, remember Jackie Shrof named his son Tiger and Bappi Da named his son Bappa. Respect your parents"
"Dad, what do you call the guy who made every gay as lovely as the next? Homo-Genius"
"What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground."
"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"
"When is it acceptable to not tip your server? when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites."
"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."
"You staring at your phone= jerk. Me staring at my phone= cool guy with lots of shit happening in his life."
"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."