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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they're going to cut the sales by half"
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"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"
"There were only 3 commandments until Moses' wife got involved."
"Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One gives you a weak hole and the other makes your whole week."
"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ""reduced fat"" so basically it was like going to the gym."
"I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time."
"Lots of decisions will be made today... Because it's Choose day."
"What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!"
"Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people."
"If Bill Cosby and Gwyneth Paltrow hooked up... ...it would be an unconscious coupling."