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Joke of the Day
"A message from a Canadian to all Americans out there.. I'm sorry"
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"Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate? Because he had a reptile dysfunction."
"DATING TIP: Size does matter! Tell her how big your TV is."
"Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one."
"I was walking through the park last night and one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid. It was terrible. I didn't know how to react."
"Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills."
"""What's a karate experts favorite drink?"" ""Karatea!"" Fargo is the shit..."
"Not a very good poem. I dig. He digs. She digs. We dig. They dig. Everyone digs. I know it's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."
"Rules to live by: 1. Be kind to strangers 2. Don't cheat on your taxes 3. Everything in moderation 4. Bury the body at sea"
"How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone"