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Joke of the Day

"Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills."

"He who goes to bed with itchy butt Wakes with smelly finger . -dad"

"How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man? None"

"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."

"What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can't be Sirius."

"A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him."

"what do you call people waiting in line for the new iPhone iQ(ueue) made this up just now"

"I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn't reach the meat that was on the top shelf He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high."

"Don't worry if you found yourself alone on Valentines Day...its not the end of the World...that's still 10 months away."

"The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed."