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Joke of the Day
"""What's a karate experts favorite drink?"" ""Karatea!"" Fargo is the shit..."
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"What's Hillary's favorite pizza place? Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs @rambobiggs"
"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"
"Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: ""Today children we will learn our ABC's"""
"What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!"
"Don't you hate it when you're running on a treadmill and then your butt gets really itchy and then you over-share on the internet?"
"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"
"We've run out of coffee so my girlfriend pressured me into knocking next door. So I knocked and awkwardly asked them to go to the shops."
"""I'm going to be famous one day"" -Unknown"
"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."