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Joke of the Day

"Nerdy/Geekyt Jokes"

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"...and tonight's final jeopardy category is Greek Mythology *giant centaur snorts and smiles at the other two contestants*"
"Racism is a subjective matter there are no black and white solutions"
"What is a Trump supporters favourite exercise? White power walking!"
"what has 2 legs in the morning and 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help."
"World renowned cartoonist found dead in their home!! At the moment, details are sketchy..."
"Oh, you have dignity? Well I have nachos. I win."
"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"
"""I Like My Drinks Like I Like My Women"" Cold, Stiff, and been in the cellar for the past few years."
"What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe."