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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"
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"What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies? A garbage truck"
"What's another way to describe a contradicktion? A logical phallusy!"
"My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up and I said, ""no."""
"What do you call a fisherman who could bait a hook blindfolded, upside down with one hand tied behind his back? A masturbator"
"In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo."
"Men, what's worse than Satan himself? Satan herself"
"President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!"
"Him: why doesn't anyone want me? Me: I want you. Him: why doesn't anyone else want me?"
"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere..."